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19

Jun

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

18

Jun

ozneo:

No Gary! That’s a BAD Gary!

ozneo:

No Gary! That’s a BAD Gary!

k0shka:

 

is this a pornography?

k0shka:

 

is this a pornography?

(Source: elguindilla)

ASK ME SHIT

No one ever askes me stuff. Idc if its stupid. Just quench my thirst

utilitarianthings:

“The EcoxPower will assure you’ll never run out of power on your smartphone or GPS. The genius contraption will charge your smartphone or GPS while you pedal; the faster you go the faster your device charges.”

17350-1:

Shopping at the kids’ section in goodwill

17350-1:

Shopping at the kids’ section in goodwill